Where In The World Is Ranulph Fiennes?

It's time to unveil a secret: My friend of almost 30 years, the explorer and Kobold Watch brand ambassador in chief Sir Ranulph Fiennes has gone missing. Really!

For the past two years, Ran has seemingly disappeared off the face of the earth. Nobody seems interested in determining his whereabouts. Friends and family have resigned themselves to the fact that they will likely never see the iconic explorer again.

So what happened to Sir Ranulph? Why did he go off the radar? Who is behind his disappearance? And how could something so shocking occur to one of the most famous people in Britain? A man the Guinness Book of World Records hails "the World's Greatest Living Explorer," surely has deserved a better end of his days than to be "lost," or "locked away."

Please share this brief missive and help lift the veil of secrecy. To remain silent is to be complicit with a case of elder abuse in the form of coercive control. And remember to check back for updates on Ran. There's so much more to come!